Me most of the year:
Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday or christmas:
I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
Okay guys I need help my brother in law says the Impala, yes, BABY is a piece of shit car and NO ONE likes it because four door cars aren’t cool. PLEASE reblog this to show how much the Impala is loved and show him what an idiot he’s being.
Wait. He said it’s not cool because it has four doors? What does he drive? A smart car?
HE SAID WHAT
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution